It’s very upsetting to us that humor needs a disclaimer, but ultimately not everyone is in on all of our jokes. So without further ado, let me cover the collective ass that falls under “Smartass Radio”.
We do not tend to ever back anything we say up with facts. Everything is satire. No one accuses The Onion of slander and we’re trying to operate under the same kind of system. Since we have no reputation or clout to speak of, don’t let it bother you.
Any and all disrespect is more or less a sign of respect. When you stop to think about it, anyone we make fun of or mock has affected our lives if for no other reason than we took the time out of our day to write about them.
Seriously… we don’t truly mean a goddamned thing we say directed at anyone we haven’t met before (if we have met you, I’m sorry because everything will actually be based in fact and it will be noted as such).
SO… it’s all JUST A JOKE.
I will also take this time to let anyone know BEFORE they read the articles that will offend them that if you send me email that tells me how offensive or slanderous something on this site is not only do I reserve the right to make public your full name and email along with the content of the email as well as any other personal information I can get from having your name or email but I will fucking use it.
DJ
Close it Up 
